amieleighluna:

Omg

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laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

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alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

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ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

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roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

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lubricates:

lubricates:

tampon

tampoff

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givemeinternet:

Fuck your rules son

givemeinternet:

Fuck your rules son

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