when the PE teacher makes you run


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my name is timmy turner and i

peed in the ball pit at dashcon

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I want to be skinny, hot, beautiful, rich, etc., but the thing I really want is to be happy.

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So i have this giant pencil right


I think we all know where this is going.


the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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kill love triangle support polyamory

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Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

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i will always find a way out

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Or, “How You Know You Are In An Abusive Relationship 101”

My mom absolutely refused to let me see this movie and once I actually saw it, i saw why

That’s the most chilling possible comment on this post.

It’s weird that this is pointed out to me. I thought that the mother was portrayed in a seemingly more positive and human light when I first saw this movie. Like sure she stole her away from her life and kept her trapped in a tower, but Rapunzel legitimately trusted her and the mother always made her feel “loved.” Think of the song “Mother Knows Best” (though that song was a bit exaggerated). But I’m thinking it over again and I remember that the mother would never let her leave the tower no matter how much she asked her to and she always emphasized that it was for her own protection. She would discourage her from doing what she always wanted to do and keep her locked away from everyone else but herself and when she found out about Eugene, she threatened to lock her away even more. She even went through the trouble of tricking Rapunzel that Eugene was the bad guy and that she was the only good in the world.

Not only that, she manipulated Rapunzel into thinking this her whole life. She manipulated her into thinking she is good, she is right, she is great, yet she made her feel so inferior majority of the time. Remember at the beginning of the movie she said, “In the mirror there is a beautiful woman. Oh, and you.”? Yeah. Is Disney subconsciously teaching us elements of abusive relationships? Perhaps? I don’t know? Does this make any sense?

I have no experience with abusive relationships. I only know what I’ve heard.

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